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I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 17:43

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

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